Girl, you are 30, who cares! You know who you are and what you want! Get down with you and your posse do what you want, when you want, and how you want it.
If shots of Patron is your thing with hot bad ass entertainment then you are in the right place. Music City Gents will provide you all that you are looking for.
For the record... you can celebrate your 30th as many times as you damn well please. Dirty Thirty might just have to be an annual thing for you and your crew here in Nashville, Tennessee.